A Rolling Stone Gathers No Politically Sensitive Intel

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-01-19/real-life-james-bonds-used-fake-rock-to-spy-on-russia/3783712

The British government has finally confirmed allegations from Russia that it had been spying on the large European nation via the use of fake Rocks. For many years members of Russia’s FSB security service had been making claims that it possessed evidence that these faux Rocks were being used to gather intelligence by British government agents but this has been been disputed by the British until now. A recent documentary has disclosed the details of how sensitive information was exchanged via these fake Rocks during a time when tensions between the British and Russian governments were high.

One of the many fake Rocks, shown on the right, who spent many years embedded in Russia without raising any suspicions due to their disciplined and consistent approach to saying comrade at the end of every sentence they spoke.

When asked about his indirect role in the British spying activities, American actor and former wrestler Dwayne Johnson kissed each of his flexed biceps and shouted

“The Rock is going to lay the smack down all over your candy ass … er comrade.”

Layeth the smacketh down … er comradeth.

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