News of a Queen stunt double has sent shockwaves throughout the world after photos emerged of an obvious stand in and not the Queen herself rehearsing some of the highly anticipated key activities in the upcoming Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The Queen has been quick to allay fears saying that whilst a stunt double is being employed during rehearsals, the real deal will be the one performing all stunts on the day. In particular she emphasized that she will be, as all are hoping, attempting to beat her Golden Jubilee motorcross jump of 215 feet that so impressed the crowds those many years ago.
The Queen has assured her millions of fans that she herself will be performing all royal functions including and not limited to the famous royal motorcross freestyle jumping event.
Pundits are predicting that her Majesty will be attempting to jump an astonishing 250 feet this year but are not ruling out the possibility that the Queen will attempt an even longer distance to remind her many loyal subjects what makes the royal family so awesome and relevant in this modern society.