Alright you wise guy regular bloggers, I have a simple question to ask you all. How do I gain access to the official WordPress DeLorean time machine? Now don’t go getting all evasive on me as I know there must be some kind of time travel arrangement that allows some of you to post so frequently with such a high quality of content. What is that you say? You are just organised and make time to blog within your normal routine. What a load of Bullwinkle!! Make with the time machine bub or I will have to resort to a bold uppercase font for the remainder of this post. YOU THINK I AM BLUFFING!? Don’t make me underline as well.
Out with it <Name Withheld>! There is no way that you could have cooked that many recipes in the past week to generate so many posts. If you don’t tell us where the DeLorean is, the soufflé from your June 18th post goes swimming with the fishes!
I have tried in vain this week to create more regular posts but I have not been able to get anything to completion. Detailed scientific analysis has come up with some possible factors impacting my blog post generation process. These include general laziness, excessive Nyan cat watching, regular afternoon napping, but without a doubt the biggest factor is the lack of a time travel device. I know it exists as is evidenced by the frequency and quality of other’s blog posts. I am happy to negotiate a timeshare arrangement with the rest of you to gain access to the WordPress DeLorean. As I type this though something is not making sense. Is it actually possible to do a timeshare on a time travel device given that time would no longer be a fixed variable and the whole premise of a timeshare is predicated on time being fixed. Ow! My head hurts.
These confusing thoughts of timesharing a time travel device are making me tired. Perhaps I will just take a little nap and finish this post later…ZZZZZZ
I hope the select group of time travelling bloggers, you know who you are, can see fit to allow me access to the time machine, but if not I suppose I will have to accept that I can only post on a weekly basis and my desire to maintain two blogs is perhaps a little ambitious. Is it time to finally drop my Blogger blog and move completely WordPress? I know the vast majority of the internet community is on the edge of it’s virtual seats in anticipation of this world changing decision. On the other hand if I did have a time travel device …
What have we done Marty? We have now given Ape No. 1 the ability of blogging an infinite number of posts on any crap topic he desires. The space time continuum can not handle that level of bullshit for very long. Also Marty, what is it with you always wearing that stupid fly fishing jacket.