Psst. Yeah you. Don’t look at me just act natural and take a seat behind me. I said don’t look at me!! They are listening to everything we post. I created a post yesterday demanding that the blogging elite allow me access to the official WordPress DeLorean time machine. I wasn’t really expecting anyone to take any notice of my article but then I discovered this news article today.
HONG Kong physicists say they have proved that a single photon obeys Einstein’s theory that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, demonstrating that outside science fiction, time travel is impossible.
If anyone asks just say you came to this blog looking for tips on exotic topiary maintenance.
Not only does this news article attempt to make us believe that time travel does not exist, it uses the exact same image I used in my post. Yes, the exact same image!! The fact that it was released one day after my post is too much of a coincidence. Wait a minute! I think I hear someone. Quick pretend you are reading about topiaries.
The thing to remember about topiaries is that they are large and green and not to be confused with tapirs which are small and brown. Most are pointy and can …
I think they have gone. Where were we? I think this proves my point that the WordPress DeLorean exists and the powers that be are trying to keep it secret from me. I am going to need to be on my toes though in my quest to gain access to this time machine. This news article, whilst concerning on one hand, has given me some encouragement that I am on the right track and not on a wild goose chase. I think hear someone again. Click away from this post before we get caught. Quickly!!
When growing tapirs in your garden one must ensure a well lit area with damp soil. Go already I can only distract them for so long!! Crap, did I just say tapir …