Monthly Archives: December 2011

So Long Kim Yong Il And Thanks For All The Fish

As most would agree there is no better way to reward a devout group of followers than by handing out a stupid quantity of deceased fish. It worked for Jesus when he sent a clear message to the Galilean commercial … Continue reading

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This Post Was Written Too Early To Include Kim Jong Il

Putin has been recruiting an interesting posse of identities for his political party. A playboy model, an olympic wrestler, a tennis champ and a Hagrid proportioned boxer. It is unclear if he is forming a political party or attempting to … Continue reading

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All Your Base Hits Are Belong To Greatsby Caption Comp

Ever have that kind of neighbor that would come around asking to borrow something like a mower and like a good citizen you would agree to the temporary loan only to then come home a few weeks later to the … Continue reading

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The Prodigal Blog Returns – Movie Spoiler Alert

People wanna know if Macho’s Ape’s still in the ringPeople wanna know if Randy’s Ape’s doin’ his thingEverybody’s talkin’ wanna know this and thatSo I’m a tell ya right now Randy Savage Ape No.1 is back Ape has been away … Continue reading

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