McDonalds Adds A Healthy Spray Meal Option

I am heartened to see that McDonalds is finally offering a decent offering for the health conscious with it’s new SelectaDNA meal. SelectaDNA director David Morrissey made the following comment about the meal.

“SelectaDNA is non-toxic, non-allergenic and perfectly safe to deploy. It meets all Australian standards,” he said.

This is a major leap forward for McDonalds, a company struggling with it’s current public health image, with the only drawback being that it will only be available as a take-away option and therefore can not be consumed within the restaurant premises. This restriction could be seen as the company encouraging a healthy outdoors lifestyle for consumers of it’s new meal range. There are rumors that McDonalds will continue on this positive path offering similar healthy seasoning options for these meals such as extra pepper via a convenient spray which can be dispensed directly into the customer’s eyes.

A member of the McDonalds menu design team tests some of the exciting new meal offerings on eager volunteers.


(Not that I would say no to a few McDonalds bucks coming my way)


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This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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5 Responses to McDonalds Adds A Healthy Spray Meal Option

  1. In two years time Big Macs will be marketed as this slurry. You are a visionary!

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      A visionary you say. I like that. Albeit a blurry eyed pepper sprayed vision impaired visionary but a visionary nonetheless.

      Cheers for stopping by. I have been enjoying your posts so I am glad that I can return the favour in a small way.

  2. HoaiPhai says:

    I was once sprayed with DNA at an adult movie theatre… I hope McDonalds is using a different technology.

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