Does This 55-inch OLED 3D TV Make My Butt Look Big?

LG and Huawei have pushed electronics technology to it’s limits and have unveiled the world’s thinnest television and mobile phone respectively during CES 2012. These amazing advancements in electronic proportions will allow viewers to enjoy the ever expanding portfolio of reality weight loss tv shows, featuring morbidly obese celebrities, on the slimmest and most lithe of technologies that have ever been released to the general public. In a joint press release the company’s spokespeople excitedly announced that these new gadgets would offer people fascinated with the massive girth of others the opportunity to watch them from the comfort of their home or whilst on the move via devices sporting the profile of a Nigerian marathon runner.

LG and Huawei have promised to keep producing slimmer and slimmer electronics to meet the demand of reality shows featuring wider and wider participants.

The weight loss reality show formula of taking a group of people and putting them through a set of harrowing and mentally scarring experiences to help them shed their unwanted kilos and last remnants of self dignity has proven a huge success for television networks around the world. There has been recent talk of networks expanding into the untapped young viewer demographic with shows such as “Kids Eat The Darndest Things”, “Nanny McFeedme Less Crap” and “TransFattyFormers”. It is comforting to know that viewers will be able to watch all of these new shows on exciting super-slim televisions and mobile phones.

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2 Responses to Does This 55-inch OLED 3D TV Make My Butt Look Big?

  1. HoaiPhai says:

    How come there aren’t any shows where kids travel around critiquing restaurants or cooking shows like Hell’s Kindergarten, the Galloping Garcon, etc.?

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      I think there have been some annoying legal reforms making it harder for parents to set up a trust fund that can be easily syphoned dry before the kid turns 18. The justice system can be a real wet blanket of the party sometimes.

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