Monthly Archives: February 2012

When Life Imitates Crap

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/like-no-planet-we-know-of-researchers-discover-waterworld-planet-gj1214b-20120223-1tp4y.html Last week the FBI conducted a series of coordinated raids at multiple NASA locations confiscating documents and seizing servers in a well executed strike that had been in the planning phase for the last three years. The FBI had … Continue reading

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Obama Asks The Question – Is Mars A Tax Worth Having?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/scientists-say-president-obamas-mars-cuts-to-hit-research/story-fn5fsgyc-1226270443466 Scientists have voiced concerns after President Obama announced a significant cut in funding to the Mars exploration program. An agreement had been made between the United States and various other European bodies to place Mars rovers on the distant … Continue reading

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Mathematics In Everyday Life Simply Does Not Add Up

http://www.smh.com.au/national/figuring-how-to-make-maths-and-science-cool-20120207-1r5bg.html Australian academics have been tracking the declining trend in young students electing to undertake more complex mathematics in preference for simpler more elementary options. The article stated the following statistics. In 1995, 14 per cent of Year 12 maths … Continue reading

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You Are Going To Hell Ape … Meh

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8410638/popes-peace-doves-slow-to-taste-freedom Thousands gathered in Rome to celebrate the end of Peace Month which culminates with the age old tradition of releasing peace doves. This act of symbolism is thought to date back hundreds of years when the first Pope, St … Continue reading

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