Did You Miss Me? Me Neither.

Isn’t it always the way. You pick a specific time to dabble in Blogging time travel based on ideal atmospheric conditions and availability of nuclear fuel, you enter a date one month in the future into the flux capacitor time circuits, step on the gas, and then Bam! You step out of your DeLorean and realize that you have just missed out on so many important events. Neo Nazis elected in Greece, a Spaniard struck in the gentlemanly area by lightning, one year anniversary of Willliam and Kate, London Olympics to feature new ground to air missile event, and apparently the moon was larger than normal.

Ape’s experiment with WordPress time travel could not have been any more successful. I have successfully travelled from April 21st to May 20th in what to you readers may appear to be a span of weeks but in actual fact was instaneous from Ape’s reality.

I have also resurfaced in a time where the two remaining Beastie Boys said farewell to MCA, and a time where the fantastic mind of Maurice Sendak is no longer at our disposable to guiltlessly plunder memorable and insightful quotes from.

…so he gave up being king of the wild things…

Now, what will I blog about in the future that is May 20th 2012 …

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About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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2 Responses to Did You Miss Me? Me Neither.

  1. HoaiPhai says:

    I heard a rumour that the ground to air missile event is the Brits’ way of sneaking in the rocket assisted javelin throw as an exhibition sport.

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      I hear the Brits just did a nine hurdle event in London which amazingly allowed many to achieve personal bests, and coupled with this missile powered javelin, you may have uncovered something larger here HoaiPhai. Boris Johnson seems awfully similar to Ben Johnson. I have always thought that the only way to explain Boris’s appearance is that it was a poor disguise. No way that hair is real.

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