Ape Celebrates One Year On WordPress

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you,

You blog like a monkey

And you spell like one too

A year of WordPress blogging has helped me mature in ways so subtle that to the untrained eye it would appear that I have not matured at all.

To celebrate here is a bonus mini-post to mark this milestone achieved by only a few other million WordPress bloggers. Keep an eye out for the subtle improvement in maturity.


Venus Will Moon Earth In A Display Usually Reserved For Uranus




About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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8 Responses to Ape Celebrates One Year On WordPress

  1. Happy 1 year anniversary, Ape! My, look how you’ve grown!

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      If only I knew back then what I know now. Also if I only knew now what this thing that I have should have known back then was. Oh man, my head hurts now…

      Cheers Darla!

  2. clownonfire says:

    Happy 1 year anniversary, really, really good blogger… Not envious. Not jealous. Very impressed, douchebag.
    Le Clown

  3. bigmunkeyman says:

    Hey there Ape man. Happy Belated Birthday to you!! Wish I’d found yer blog sooner an’ I could of come round with me guitar an’ had a jam session !

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      Ape loves the sweet sounds of some kick ass old school licks. Ape feels a bit of air guitar action coming on …

      “It’s very far away, it takes ’bout a half a day, to get there, if we travel by my uh, dragonfly”

  4. HoaiPhai says:

    Congratulations and many thanks for a year of humorous and enlightening posts but just one thing… please don’t get all mature on us!

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      I used the word mature in this post to appear more sophisticated and James Bondly. Not sure exactly what it means though and I have no real inclination or desire to look up it’s meaning either.

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