PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Thank you. Thank you.
CROWD: Ooh bama! Ooh bama! Ooh bama! Ooh bama!
(girl in crowd winks revealing the words “love you” written on her eyelids)
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: My fellow citizens: I stand here today (gestures towards trousers and winks) humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed (gestures to trousers again), mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors.
I thank President Bush (smirks) for his service (makes crude gesture with hands) to our nation…
(APPLAUSE AND SNIGGERING FROM CROWD)
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: … as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
Forty-four Americans have now taken (thrusts his hips backwards and forwards) the presidential oath.
yes, Yes, YES WE CAN!!
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Alright, Ape, put down the iPad and come out with your furry mitts up! Don’t you dare touch that publish button! Ape no!!