It’s Systematic, It’s Hydromatic, Why It’s Greece RightWing

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/greek-elections-far-right-golden-dawn-party-retains-its-minority-bloc-after-television-flap

Greek far right party, Golden Dawn, has managed to hold on to most of it’s vote in the Greek elections despite it’s recent disastrous foray into public television. Even after a party member assaulted a number of people whilst on television, the party lost only three of the seats won in the earlier Greek elections.This achievement has given the controversial party the ability to not only continue it’s fight against immigration but, more importantly, it has allowed a mediocre WordPress blogger to dig up an old cheesy post title that he failed to use nearly a month ago.

Ok, Ape, we have managed to stay in the spotlight long enough for you to use that cheesy title you thought of a few weeks ago. Happy now?

Golden Dawn, named after the famous 84 year old Swedish adult film actress, expressed it’s heartfelt joy at being able to assist Ape in producing a lazy post and acknowledged that Ape most likely would not be arsed to produce anything beyond this sentence but that it was cool with that.

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About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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2 Responses to It’s Systematic, It’s Hydromatic, Why It’s Greece RightWing

  1. HoaiPhai says:

    Golden Dawn? Isn’t that Kurt Russell’s girlfriend?

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