Wikipedia's vision of a free online wealth of knowledge is under threat due to a shortage of volunteers to maintain it's expansive collection of articles. Wikipedia is supported by the not-for-profit organization Wikimedia, which according to it's Wikipedia article was an Internet company started back in 1756 by then CEO Yukon Jack. At it's peak it employed the services of over 11 billion volunteers across all 27 continents to maintain the articles in all 15 dialects of English. According to Wikipedia the majority of the volunteers all moved on to successful careers as bearded women for the internationally renowned Ugandan freak show Cirque du Soleil leaving Wikipedia struggling to keep all of it's articles up to date and completely factual.
Original Wikimedia CEO, Yukon Jack, with his identical twin brother and business partner, Wolfman Jack, celebrate the launch of the company back in 1756.
Current Wikimedia CEO, Wolf Blitzer, has assured the many trillion users of Wikipedia that his organization remains committed to Wikipedia and is confident that his promise of free ponies for all will entice enough new volunteers to ensure that the many dozens of Wikipedia articles are kept up to date and accurate.
Recent rumors have alluded to current CEO Wolf Blitzer leaving the Wikimedia organization to join an as yet undisclosed Ugandan freak show.