Monthly Archives: September 2012

If The Mitt Don’t Fit, Then Upgrade

http://www.news.com.au/technology/apple-unveils-its-new-iphone-5 http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/romney-doesnt-smoke-or-drink-us-doctor http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/22/mitt-romney-fundraising The Republican Party is rumoured to be close to announcing a date for the launch of the new iMitt 5 after raising enough investment from fundraising activities to finally bring the secret project to completion. Many suggestions … Continue reading

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Centuwion, Why Do They Titter So?

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/irish-newspaper-publishes-topless-kate-pics Australian biscuit company Arnotts is suing the royal couple William and Kate over copyright infringements related to the recent release in a French magazine of images of a topless Middleton. The company claims that the images are a direct … Continue reading

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Dotty Harry – When Harry Met Surly

http://www.smh.com.au/world/eastwood-fails-to-make-republicans-day What should have been a magical experience for a young local Michigan boy celebrating his 65th birthday, has turned into a sad reminder of the dangers of substance abuse in our modern society. Little Mitt had been looking forward … Continue reading

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