Reading Between The Lines, Shooting Between The Legs

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/mauritanian-president-recovering-in-paris

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/15/mauritania-africa?newsfeed=true

Mauritania's President, Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz, is recovering well in a French hospital after being treated for a gun shot wound received as a result of an accidental shooting. His doctors have stated that he is ready to leave when he chooses to and that he definitely did not get shot in the presidential chest nuts but definitely in either his arm, abdomen, or both. A hospital spokesman made the following announcement.

“The President is resting comfortably and will require no further surgery for his injuries. The bullet has been successfully removed from most likely his arm and or abdomen but at no stage have we needed to treat the leaders sugar plums or related areas. The injury was located well away from the his Bermuda Triangle of love and his arm and or abdomen will recover fully.”

Abdel Aziz recovering in a Paris hospital after being shot well away from his meat and two veg.

It is unclear how the President managed to get accidentally shot by his own soldiers but all witnesses have emphatically confirmed that no bullets struck the Mauritania's leader's Limp Bizkit. Mauritanian officials have informed the media that all investigations are now closed and look forward to their leader returning home safely.

Local supporters have expressed their joy in knowing that their beloved government representative will come back to office with his Papa Smurf completely intact.

 

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3 Responses to Reading Between The Lines, Shooting Between The Legs

  1. HoaiPhai says:

    Another close call for presidential dingleberries. The first guy who starts marketing Kevlar jockstraps with Presidential Seals will make it to Forbes’ Top 500 overnight!

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