The National Rifle Association has welcomed in an exciting new chapter for it's organisation by unveiling an innovative range of consumer electronics aimed at the many gun owners in the United States. After successfully helping defeat the gun control laws in the Senate, the group has moved forward from this fantastic result and given the American community a myriad more reasons to own a gun. The new products can be controlled from the comfort of your lounge by simply firing a loaded weapon at the designated target controllers. The NRA has said it is possible to replace every electronic switch and control in the household with targets that can be controlled conveniently with a high powered hand gun or a sniper rifle if the switch is a considerable distance away.
The NRA captured people's imaginations with the exciting prospect of living in a house filled with the glorious sounds of ricochetting bullets whizzing through the air as the family walk around exercising their well deserved freedom.
The launch unfortunately concluded early after the ballon animal clown hired to entertain the children, Mr Trigger Happs, burst a half assembled balloon poodle causing the entire congregation to dive behind tables and exhibition stands and begin shooting wildly towards the sound of the large bang.
The loud pop of the purple poodle head led to scenes of panic and confusion. Organisers have apologised and stated that next time they will not take the risk of having a balloon animal clown as part of the event.