Ape Launches New Game!! Hacker or Douche Bag?


Just when you thought hackers could not get any bolder, a group from Syria has hacked into one of the pillars of modern journalism, E! Online. After successful previous compromises of organisations such as the BBC, Al-Jazeera, and The Guardian this most recent exploit has shown that this Syrian hacker group really means business. Once E! Online was broken into then all hell broke loose as the group began sending false tweets about Justin Bieber and Angelina Joile and blah blah blah …

Ape has no real time for a full new faux article post so let me drop out of character so that I can actually finish this post tonight and go to bed like the sad ageing blogger that I am.

If E! Online has been hacked, who could be next? Heaven forbid if the World Weekly News was ever attacked.

The Syrian hacking group that have taken credit for this are called the Syrian Electronic Army, or SEA for short, and yes it does sound exactly like the name of an 80s synth band. Now while I can see that hacking into the entertainment community does provide a good opportunity to annoy those sympathetic to the Syrian rebels, I just have to question the choice of celebrity to tweet false information about. Firstly JB. This is a spoilt kid with a pet monkey, gas mask, and a constant desire to punch people in the face. What on earth could you post that would not just be accepted as the norm? The same applies for Angelina Jolie in my opinion.

Gotta have a cool team name if you gonna be tweeting crap about the Biebs and Hollywood blood capsule wearing nut job Jolie.

Finally, Ape would like to get his readers to play the game “Hacker or Douche Bag!”. Just take a look at the following images and then in the comments section below write down your guesses as to who could be a hacker and who could be a douche bag. Ape will then read through your answers, laugh, and then never speak of this competition ever again. Hey, what did you expect? Prizes or something?

(A) (B)

(C) (D)

Good luck readers!



About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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5 Responses to Ape Launches New Game!! Hacker or Douche Bag?

  1. Le Clown says:

    I’m all about hacking (you can quote me here) when it’s about exposing the truth, or putting a credit card company’s site off-line. I guess this makes me a criminal. But then again, on many levels, I’m a WikiLeaks and Assange sympathiser (again, I repeat, on many levels only). But to hack E! Online (which in itself is pretty funny), and stating false accusations about Bieber’s sexual orientation (which is much less funny) leans towards douchebaggery… But that’s just me.
    Le Clown

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      I think you may be giving away the answer to the rest of the readers that presented here could be more than just the one douche bag. I agree with you Le Clown that freedom of information is a topic that many oversee when the media just simply focuses on the act of hacking and not the real underlying issues.

  2. HoaiPhai says:

    A: Hacker
    B: Hacker
    C: Douchebag
    D: Pepper shaker [I have one just like it and a salt shaker to match]

    By the way, that monkey was not Bieber’s pet, it was his personal hygiene tutor.

  3. Ape No. 1 says:

    Hahahaha! I think he gave up the monkey too early if that indeed is the truth.

    The rapping alien hacker Salt’n’Peppa kit must go well with our discussed Trojan horse poop chute kalamata olive dispenser of a few blogs ago.

    • HoaiPhai says:

      Indeed, the Trojan Kalamata ka-ka pony certainly does make for a handsome yet functional centerpiece! “To give up the monkey”… is that a synonym for “to jump the shark” by any chance? I just thought of a great new addition to my dinner table, a Justin Bieber vomiting-on-stage relish dispenser. Maybe between heaves it could sit atop the Trojan Pony to conserve space.

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