Monthly Archives: September 2013

There’s Mud In Them Thar Martian Hills!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment/mars-mud http://www.news.com.au/technology/mars-rove-curiosity-finds-water-contained-in-soil-on-the-surface-of-the-red-planet NASA scientists today have unlocked a key secret from the barren and mostly dry red planet. The Mars rover has detected significants amount of water bound to the Martian soil allowing the researchers to be able to now … Continue reading

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Rime of the Ancient Mariner … Boats and Hoes!!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-24/costa-concordia-captain-blames-helmsman-for-steering-wrong-way Attendees at the trial of the ill fated sea captain, Francesco Schettino, have been witness to even more controversy when early into the proceedings the unpopular defendant suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. The judge was forced to halt proceedings … Continue reading

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen … Bring Da’ Funk!

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/rhythm-link-to-language-ability A study has been released linking linguistic capabilities with an individuals sense of rhythm. The experiments involved playing simple phonetic sounds at fixed and random frequencies to subjects and noting how the brain responded in the different scenarios. Well … Continue reading

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Let’s Get This Mutha Bloggin’ Thing On!

http://www.news.com.au/world-news/pope-francis-gets-good-deal-on-1984-renault So Ape had been neglecting his blogging again … again, but it is time to flex those bullshit muscles once more and see what comes pouring out of the mental vats. New Australian leader who mostly gets about in … Continue reading

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