Attendees at the trial of the ill fated sea captain, Francesco Schettino, have been witness to even more controversy when early into the proceedings the unpopular defendant suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. The judge was forced to halt proceedings to allow Schettino an opportunity to make himself more appropriately attired for the trial. A relative of one the victims attending the trial made the following statement via an interpreter.
“It was very awkward for everyone. The Captain walked into the court and sat down to gasps from all of the attendees. Even the judge looked shocked and, as everyone else there, could not stop staring at the spectacle but still unbelievably attempted to start the formalities. His lawyer mercifully asked to approach the bench and asked the judge to allow some additional time to sort the situation out. It was clear that Schettino had not realised that he had turned up to his trial with his smug tanned face on full display. This is something that no one wanted to see today. Excuse me now as I need to gargle some mint mouth wash to remove this damn awful taste from the back of my throat.”
“I am not sure if you realise but everyone can see your easy to hate smarmy little privileged oompa loompa toned face. I know I am a good lawyer but no one is that good.”
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Used Car With Low Mileage On Sale For Fair Price
“Don't think I don't realise that you are ignoring me. I can stand here all night staring at you creepily. Actually I can't move at all. What the hell is going on here!?”
The sale of a classic British car has caused ripples in the automobile world and has been picked up by some international internet news sites as breaking news. The car in question, a 1961 Triumph Herald, has only 32 km on the clock, or 5.71 leagues for any ill fated sea captain out there, with many predicting that the vehicle could fetch a price between £12000 and £15000. Experts consider this price fair and see no reason why this will not be the case.
Reporter: How as the news been taken in the ranks of the Central India Vintage Automotive Association?
Vintage Car Enthusiast: Go f#%k yourself. You know Ape has only placed us here just to take the piss.
Reporter: Ok then. Guess car enthusiast does not translate to life enthusiast. Sheesh, can't a guy take a joke.