Ape’s Ain’t Got No Time For A Good Post …

… but a shitty post is a different story altogether. Ape's little man ape turned 11 this week which has distracted old Ape from his blog but here is what I visualise in my head every time I read about the ongoing US shutdown.

Temporary lay offs. – Good Times.

Easy credit rip offs. – Good Times.

Scratchin' and surviving. – Good Times.

Hangin in a chow line – Good Times.

Ain't we lucky we got 'em – Good Times.


Ape did have have a rough idea for the Putin flame lighting story with a tentative post title of “Tolstory” but I guess that will have to go into the ever growing pile of post ideas that will never see the light of day.

Sorry Kombat Karl but little Andy Putin no longer wants to play with his childhood toys. As Ape has found out this week all kids eventually grow up.



About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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6 Responses to Ape’s Ain’t Got No Time For A Good Post …

  1. “…ain’t we lucky we got ’em…good tiiiii-ah-e-ahhhhh-iiiiimes!”

    my son just turned 11 last month. Suddenly he likes girls and wants to wear cologne. Shoot. Me. Now.

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      Haha. My son has started brushing his hair now in a such a way as to give the appearance of it not being brushed. I was unsure if the girls were going to go for that “I just survived the top of the plane fuselage being ripped off at 30,000 feet” look until I saw the road kill hairdos being sported by those One Direction chipmunks.

  2. HoaiPhai says:

    My son’s about to turn 31 and when he and his girlfriend moved in together he suddenly stopped wearing that cheap Dow-Chemical-scented cologne that is advertised to death to young single guys. I love that girl!

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      I have that all to look forward to with my little man ape. Can you buy that stuff cheaper by the gallon?

      • HoaiPhai says:

        Unfortunately, they don’t sell it by the gallon. The smallest size they have ever sold it by was the Corvette Commemorative Edition. The container was an exact plastic replica of that car’s 18 gallon fuel tank. Shoulder straps and a replica battery-operated fuel injector “spritzer” were included at no extra cost.

      • Ape No. 1 says:

        Just don’t cross the streams I hear.

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