Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did You Spy On Her Calls

A young high school couple have become an internet sensation after an awkward photo of them at their senior prom emerged depicting an overly eager male student, Tony Zuko, lewdly smiling next to his clearly uncomfortable female date, Susilo Olssen. Friends of the couple have confirmed the authenticity of the photo and have also confirmed that the mood during the night was consistent with the mood captured in the photo with the couple splitting up not long into the prom event. The image originally posted on Zuko's Facebook page with the caption “Zuko can pull the bitchez (sic)”, made it's way onto a popular internet website and then quickly went viral with people from around the globe posting humorous captions to accompany the awkward snap.

The unwitting internet celebrities posing in the photo that captured the hilarious contrast of moods on their ill fateful prom night.

The couple have both provided different accounts as to the circumstances of their breakup. Zuko has claimed he broke up with her because she had become too clingy and that he was not ready for a big commitment. Olssen on the other hand disputes this and has stated the only reason she dated him was due to a mixup and had actually been intending to go out with another blonde male student who unfortunately left the school just before the end of year celebrations. Without her knowledge this blonde male student had struck a deal to let Zuko take his place. When Zuko turned up at Olssen's parents house to pick her up she decided to go ahead with the night but not long into the night realised her mistake and quickly ended the date.



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2 Responses to Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did You Spy On Her Calls

  1. HoaiPhai says:

    It’s too bad The Bunny Boiler didn’t show up during these two’s date… the evening would have met its destiny a whole lot sooner.

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      Unfortunately that movie has too many parallels with the actual political relationship of these two. Kind of embarrassing to be an Aussie at the moment with this guy representing us abroad.

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