It Was An Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Crappy Post For Those That Read Me

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/deaf-community-outraged-sign-language-interpreter-for-barack-obama-at-nelson-mandela-memorial-service-was-a-fake

I have often read from others that the secret to improving your blogging is to write regularly and often. Guess I will have to take their word for it. Anyway, here is Ape's scoop on what really happened on this Obama sign language interpreter story.

Obama: Hey Ape, are you sure this counts as a complete post? What about your idea that Flava Flav was able to understand his ganster rap hand movements perfectly. You got a real attitude problem, McApe. You're a slacker.

Ape: What? No brownie points for squeezing in a BTTF quote? Where's your Christmas spirit Prez?

 

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About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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5 Responses to It Was An Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Crappy Post For Those That Read Me

  1. If only this were true!

  2. HoaiPhai says:

    I loved that guy’s signing… it reminded me of Curly’s signing in “Pop Goes the Easel”.

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      For me this song was ruined by an Ovaltine based ad in the 80s with a jingle that was sung to this tune.

      “we are the itsy bitsy teeny weeny chocolate flavoured ovalteenies, made from Ovaltine and ready to crunch {CRUNCH SOUND}”

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