Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You…


About Ape No. 1

This famous lowland gorilla was born on July 4, 1971, in San Francisco. He was a gorilla who mastered over 2,000 words in American Blog Language, allowing him to communicate with humans in an astounding way. Some people felt that he was simply making blogs without understanding their real meanings, in order to receive treats and rewards from his readers.
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10 Responses to Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You…

  1. List of X says:

    Wait, are you saying that I missed the first 2013 SM movies?

    • Ape No. 1 says:

      Not really. They are like those Lord of the Potter films where if you have seen one you have seen them all.

      Wizard finds friends … Blah blah … Wizard and friends dash about a bit … Blah blah … Key character dies … Blah blah … Wizard scores winning 3 pointer on buzzer and gets the girl … Roll credits.

  2. HoaiPhai says:

    If you go to the Toronto International Bullshitting Festival you’ll be in my neighbourhood. Let me know and I’ll pick you up and I’ll point out the strip joint the Prince of Wales’ entourage dropped a major load of guineas (or hamsters or whatever currency they use over there), and that’s no bullshit.

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