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It Was An Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Crappy Post For Those That Read Me

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/deaf-community-outraged-sign-language-interpreter-for-barack-obama-at-nelson-mandela-memorial-service-was-a-fake I have often read from others that the secret to improving your blogging is to write regularly and often. Guess I will have to take their word for it. Anyway, here is Ape's scoop on what really happened on … Continue reading

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Ape’s Ain’t Got No Time For A Good Post …

… but a shitty post is a different story altogether. Ape's little man ape turned 11 this week which has distracted old Ape from his blog but here is what I visualise in my head every time I read about … Continue reading

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Let’s Get This Mutha Bloggin’ Thing On!

http://www.news.com.au/world-news/pope-francis-gets-good-deal-on-1984-renault So Ape had been neglecting his blogging again … again, but it is time to flex those bullshit muscles once more and see what comes pouring out of the mental vats. New Australian leader who mostly gets about in … Continue reading

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Ape Surfaces Into A Post-Apocalyptic Blogging Wasteland

Ape can only assume the worst and that is that the virtual world ceased to exist during his blogging departure. The Mayan predictions have come to fruition and the blogging world has been laid to waste in a fiery shower … Continue reading

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Keeping Your Head Above Water, Making A Blog When You Can

Ape is not really back yet but I thought I would explain to the small handful of followers where Ape has been. Much has happened since my last post. I succumbed to a stupid flu for a couple of weeks … Continue reading

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Ryan, Tiger, And Bogies! Oh My!

Ape is going August crazy and giving you folks two posts for the price of one. Bargain you may say … or perhaps another way of looking at it is that Ape can not be bothered to produce two distinct … Continue reading

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Ape Celebrates One Year On WordPress

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you, You blog like a monkey And you spell like one too A year of WordPress blogging has helped me mature in ways so subtle that to the untrained eye it would appear … Continue reading

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Did You Miss Me? Me Neither.

Isn’t it always the way. You pick a specific time to dabble in Blogging time travel based on ideal atmospheric conditions and availability of nuclear fuel, you enter a date one month in the future into the flux capacitor time … Continue reading

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Just Face It Ape. This Post Will Not Get Finished.

Japanese researchers today held their eighth straight press conference in as many days to talk about some stupid speech silencing gun called the “SpeechJammer”. Attendees from around the world endured hour after hour of monotonous self trumpet blowing on this … Continue reading

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