Tag Archives: Humor

Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You…

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It Was An Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Crappy Post For Those That Read Me

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/deaf-community-outraged-sign-language-interpreter-for-barack-obama-at-nelson-mandela-memorial-service-was-a-fake I have often read from others that the secret to improving your blogging is to write regularly and often. Guess I will have to take their word for it. Anyway, here is Ape's scoop on what really happened on … Continue reading

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Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did You Spy On Her Calls

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2013/11/18/indonesia-recalls-ambassador-over-spying-claims A young high school couple have become an internet sensation after an awkward photo of them at their senior prom emerged depicting an overly eager male student, Tony Zuko, lewdly smiling next to his clearly uncomfortable female date, Susilo … Continue reading

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Google Can Kiss Lada’s Mutha Russian Ass

http://www.news.com.au/technology/japanese-pm-shinzo-abe-tests-self-driving-cars Russian car manufacturer AvtoVAZ has responded to Google and other rival Asian and European car manufacturers by unveiling it's own driverless automobile based off the popular Lada Priora model. The car, scheduled to be available in late 2016, is … Continue reading

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Let’s Play The Combine Two Unrelated Articles Game

http://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/joyful-day-for-royal-baby-george http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/biologist-jonathan-allen-forced-to-remove-parasite-worm-from-cheek-with-forceps-now-an-expert-on-parasites Surgeons have successfully removed a large parasite that had made it's way into a young British woman and had resided within her nearly completely unnoticed for numerous months. The parasite is from a well known European strand of … Continue reading

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Read This Post In That Movie Trailer Guy Voice

http://www.news.com.au/world/help-universitys-honour-for-north-korea-jim-jong-un-leader-draws-flak Duncan “Jong” Pinderhughes is a high school genius with a 4.0 grade point average but this proves not enough for admission to the prestigious Malaysian HELP University unless he can also pass physical education. Ex convict Michal “Rodman” Brown … Continue reading

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Camera Adds Ten Glorious Pounds … And Bad Haircut

http://www.news.com.au/technology/its-fake-or-break-for-north-koreas-propaganda-machine North Korean authorities have had to make an awkward apology to the US government after discovering a rogue weather reporter on a local cable network had been recording and sending footage of himself purporting to be the glorious leader … Continue reading

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Ape’s Ain’t Got No Time For A Good Post …

… but a shitty post is a different story altogether. Ape's little man ape turned 11 this week which has distracted old Ape from his blog but here is what I visualise in my head every time I read about … Continue reading

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Who’s A Cute Little Communist World Leader…

http://news.cnet.com/national-zoos-panda-cam-falls-victim-to-government-shutdown/ The impacts of the US government shutdown have started to hit home with museums, national monuments, and zoos closing to the general public as a result of the stalemate within Congress. As people around the world are starting to … Continue reading

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There’s Mud In Them Thar Martian Hills!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment/mars-mud http://www.news.com.au/technology/mars-rove-curiosity-finds-water-contained-in-soil-on-the-surface-of-the-red-planet NASA scientists today have unlocked a key secret from the barren and mostly dry red planet. The Mars rover has detected significants amount of water bound to the Martian soil allowing the researchers to be able to now … Continue reading

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