Tag Archives: Kim Yong Un

Read This Post In That Movie Trailer Guy Voice

http://www.news.com.au/world/help-universitys-honour-for-north-korea-jim-jong-un-leader-draws-flak Duncan “Jong” Pinderhughes is a high school genius with a 4.0 grade point average but this proves not enough for admission to the prestigious Malaysian HELP University unless he can also pass physical education. Ex convict Michal “Rodman” Brown … Continue reading

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Camera Adds Ten Glorious Pounds … And Bad Haircut

http://www.news.com.au/technology/its-fake-or-break-for-north-koreas-propaganda-machine North Korean authorities have had to make an awkward apology to the US government after discovering a rogue weather reporter on a local cable network had been recording and sending footage of himself purporting to be the glorious leader … Continue reading

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Ape Surfaces Into A Post-Apocalyptic Blogging Wasteland

Ape can only assume the worst and that is that the virtual world ceased to exist during his blogging departure. The Mayan predictions have come to fruition and the blogging world has been laid to waste in a fiery shower … Continue reading

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Ah, Babe, Let’s Get It Un, Whoo-ooh-ooh…

http://www.smh.com.au/world/mystery-woman-with-north-koreas-new-leader-kim-jongun-stirs-speculation-20120710-21sa7.html http://www.smh.com.au/world/korean-dictator-kim-goes-goofy-for-disney-dancers-20120710-21sm4.html North Korean television audiences responded favorably last night to the much anticipated finale of their hit reality show “The Bachelor – Glorious Leader Edition“. Ratings for the show indicated that 100% of citizens nationwide were glued to their … Continue reading

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Kim Yong Un Speaks In Public … Mostly Shouts In Private

For the handful of you who have been waiting with bated breath for the next installment of the Simian Monologues your wait is over. As usual my other life has taken over for a little while and this blog, and … Continue reading

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So Long Kim Yong Il And Thanks For All The Fish

As most would agree there is no better way to reward a devout group of followers than by handing out a stupid quantity of deceased fish. It worked for Jesus when he sent a clear message to the Galilean commercial … Continue reading

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