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It Was An Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Crappy Post For Those That Read Me

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/deaf-community-outraged-sign-language-interpreter-for-barack-obama-at-nelson-mandela-memorial-service-was-a-fake I have often read from others that the secret to improving your blogging is to write regularly and often. Guess I will have to take their word for it. Anyway, here is Ape's scoop on what really happened on … Continue reading

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Camera Adds Ten Glorious Pounds … And Bad Haircut

http://www.news.com.au/technology/its-fake-or-break-for-north-koreas-propaganda-machine North Korean authorities have had to make an awkward apology to the US government after discovering a rogue weather reporter on a local cable network had been recording and sending footage of himself purporting to be the glorious leader … Continue reading

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Ape’s Ain’t Got No Time For A Good Post …

… but a shitty post is a different story altogether. Ape's little man ape turned 11 this week which has distracted old Ape from his blog but here is what I visualise in my head every time I read about … Continue reading

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Who’s A Cute Little Communist World Leader…

http://news.cnet.com/national-zoos-panda-cam-falls-victim-to-government-shutdown/ The impacts of the US government shutdown have started to hit home with museums, national monuments, and zoos closing to the general public as a result of the stalemate within Congress. As people around the world are starting to … Continue reading

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If The Mitt Don’t Fit, Then Upgrade

http://www.news.com.au/technology/apple-unveils-its-new-iphone-5 http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/romney-doesnt-smoke-or-drink-us-doctor http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/22/mitt-romney-fundraising The Republican Party is rumoured to be close to announcing a date for the launch of the new iMitt 5 after raising enough investment from fundraising activities to finally bring the secret project to completion. Many suggestions … Continue reading

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Ohh Bama! I’ll have what the President’s having.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/did-barack-obama-make-an-innocent-remark-or-a-cheeky-joke/story-e6frg30c-1226389412656 President Obama’s Inaugural Speech PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Thank you. Thank you. CROWD: Ooh bama! Ooh bama! Ooh bama! Ooh bama! (girl in crowd winks revealing the words “love you” written on her eyelids) PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: My fellow citizens: … Continue reading

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Obama Reinstates NASA Shuttle Breeding Program

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/8453072/dramatic-last-flight-for-discovery-space-shuttle Barack Obama has brought back hope to the scientific community by announcing a funding plan that will see the NASA shuttle breeding program reinstated signaling a revival of US space exploration. After spending the last few years alone in … Continue reading

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Obama Asks The Question – Is Mars A Tax Worth Having?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/scientists-say-president-obamas-mars-cuts-to-hit-research/story-fn5fsgyc-1226270443466 Scientists have voiced concerns after President Obama announced a significant cut in funding to the Mars exploration program. An agreement had been made between the United States and various other European bodies to place Mars rovers on the distant … Continue reading

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