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Camera Adds Ten Glorious Pounds … And Bad Haircut

http://www.news.com.au/technology/its-fake-or-break-for-north-koreas-propaganda-machine North Korean authorities have had to make an awkward apology to the US government after discovering a rogue weather reporter on a local cable network had been recording and sending footage of himself purporting to be the glorious leader … Continue reading

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Ape Prays For A Blogging Idea Miracle. God Responds

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/vatican-clears-john-paul-ii-for-sainthood The Vatican is scrambling to fast track canonisation for Pope John Paul II as stunning evidence of two previously unknown miracles have surfaced. Amateur footage emerged a few months ago, but a select group of scientists in Rome have … Continue reading

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So Long Pope And Thanks For All The …um… Popey Stuff

Shareholders have expressed relief at the sudden resignation of Pope Benedict who many felt was directly responsible for company stocks falling dramatically due to a range of controversies ranging from financial corruption through to sexual crime coverups. It all began … Continue reading

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Ape Surfaces Into A Post-Apocalyptic Blogging Wasteland

Ape can only assume the worst and that is that the virtual world ceased to exist during his blogging departure. The Mayan predictions have come to fruition and the blogging world has been laid to waste in a fiery shower … Continue reading

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Pope Ain’t No Gold Digga’

http://www.news.com.au/world/rich-families-could-sponsor-poor-ones-pope-benedict-xvi-suggests/story-e6frfkz9-1226381804148 Pope Benedict has received thunderous applause from a gathering of 350,000 devout followers after making a revolutionary suggestion that families from wealthy nations could sponsor families from poor nations. The idea was considered revolutionary, with many world leaders of … Continue reading

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Pennies From Heaven

http://www.news.com.au/world/vatican-threatens-to-sue-over-new-book/story-e6frfkz9-1226361241627 Pope Benedict XVI has been forced to defend allegations of money laundering along with other dubious fiscal activities after a series of internal documents leaked to an Italian journalist were made public. The documents detailed internal conflicts among senior … Continue reading

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Obama Asks The Question – Is Mars A Tax Worth Having?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/scientists-say-president-obamas-mars-cuts-to-hit-research/story-fn5fsgyc-1226270443466 Scientists have voiced concerns after President Obama announced a significant cut in funding to the Mars exploration program. An agreement had been made between the United States and various other European bodies to place Mars rovers on the distant … Continue reading

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You Are Going To Hell Ape … Meh

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8410638/popes-peace-doves-slow-to-taste-freedom Thousands gathered in Rome to celebrate the end of Peace Month which culminates with the age old tradition of releasing peace doves. This act of symbolism is thought to date back hundreds of years when the first Pope, St … Continue reading

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