Monthly Archives: May 2012

Her Majesty The McQueen

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Ape No. 1

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-27/queen27s-stand-in-reigns-supreme/4035528 News of a Queen stunt double has sent shockwaves throughout the world after photos emerged of an obvious stand in and not the Queen herself rehearsing some of the highly anticipated key activities in the upcoming Diamond Jubilee celebrations. … Continue reading →

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Facebook Inc – It’s A Floater!

Posted on May 26, 2012 by Ape No. 1

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/space-station-capsule-creates-history/story-fn5fsgyc-1226367547883 The Facebook Inc CEO and newly made billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg, has finally resurfaced after the recent catastrophic float of his Internet giant Facebook. Zuckerberg unloaded a few million shares almost immediately after trading began making upwards of $1 Billion … Continue reading →

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Pennies From Heaven

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Ape No. 1

http://www.news.com.au/world/vatican-threatens-to-sue-over-new-book/story-e6frfkz9-1226361241627 Pope Benedict XVI has been forced to defend allegations of money laundering along with other dubious fiscal activities after a series of internal documents leaked to an Italian journalist were made public. The documents detailed internal conflicts among senior … Continue reading →

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Did You Miss Me? Me Neither.

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Ape No. 1

Isn’t it always the way. You pick a specific time to dabble in Blogging time travel based on ideal atmospheric conditions and availability of nuclear fuel, you enter a date one month in the future into the flux capacitor time … Continue reading →

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